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To the people of Ushahidi,



It is equally disastrous and ridiculous that I must bring to your attention my home's current outbreak of egomania. Long have we been a people proud of our abilities and accomplishments, but recent developments have led this mindset to a state of national crisis. Likely even global.



It began innocently enough with a drive for affordable food and a simple, safe lifestyle. This meant farms, houses, roads and stores. And it worked. With this strategy,… Continue

There's a women's group in my area called The Butterfly Effect.It's a group that focuses on empowering women in business and life, and one of their mandates is to give back to the community. One of their current projects here in Kelowna is placing inexpensive healthy water dispensaries across town to help dissuade people from purchasing disposable bottles. Being a not-woman, I am not a part of this group.… Continue

Here in North America, water crisis goes by another name: Wastefulness.



A toilet uses 2-3 gallons of water every time it's flushed. Most people here flush even when they urinate.



Showers use 3.5 gallons of water per minute. Most people shower every day.



A front-load washing machine uses about 15 gallons of water per load. A top-load machine uses 40.



You add in the water people use to wash their cars, water their lawns, clean their dishes, etc; and things… Continue

Gaflabendary 1st, 2020.



Twelve months ago the MassShift occurred, slingshotting the Earth out of its orbit. Eventually coming to equilibrium another 7 million kilometers away from the sun, the Earth re-entered orbit of Sol with virtually no effects to human lifestyle. Except for two:



1. We victoriously stumped global warming by 2°C.

2. Earth's now larger orbit forced the creation of a new month: Gaflabendary.



Today, being the first of Gaflabendary, is the long… Continue