Urgent Evoke

A crash course in changing the world.

*Under a sunny sky, a boat is slowly moving. Smooth background music*

Alchemy: Hmm...Nice boat. Everything looks so perfect under our efforts.

*Background music suddenly changes to "The sword that cleaves evil"

*A huge bad-@ss robot with a huge sword comes out of nowhere*

Zengar: My name is Zengar Zomvolt!! I am the sword that cleaves evil!

Alchemy: !!!YOU!!!

Zengar: There's nothing my Zankantou(literally means "the sword that cleaves ships") cannot cleave!!

*Zengar cleaves the nice boat*

Zengar(while cleaving the nice boat): CHESTO!!!!!!!

Alchemy: This is no good! He is going to cleave all water vehicles in the world!!Please my fellow agents, stop this madman by any means!!

*Alchemy runs away*

Views: 6

Comment by Jeremy Laird Hogg on May 14, 2010 at 5:36am
oh gosh, that is really funny. lol.
Comment by Samiran Roy on May 14, 2010 at 6:36am
You are my hero Ming :)
Comment by Samiran Roy on May 14, 2010 at 6:39am
(I cant vote for you because of a weird problem in my browser)
Comment by Erin Sammons on May 14, 2010 at 7:45am
hehehehe... Made my day! I would vote too but I am having the same problem of not being able to vote - I will make sure to come back later =)
Comment by Buffy B on May 14, 2010 at 7:57am
Excellent. I think there's a system wide prob, all the runes have disappeared so I can't vote either :(
Comment by Buffy B on May 14, 2010 at 8:01am
By excellent I mean good that you have Alchemy going to enlist his Agents, fighting a demon is never the job of one.
Comment by A.V.Koshy on May 14, 2010 at 4:55pm
youre too much ming liu :)
Comment by nomadHAR on May 22, 2010 at 10:40am

also, giant robots are awesome.


You need to be a member of Urgent Evoke to add comments!

Join Urgent Evoke

Latest Activity

Niloc Htael updated their profile
May 16
Sina shared their video on Facebook
May 9
Nathan Papke shared their blog post on Facebook
Dec 7, 2016
Christine Nderitu updated their profile
Sep 10, 2016
Christine Nderitu posted a photo


Warm regards,Christine NderituRecreation consultant+1 978 810 2444"Let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure."- J.K Rowling, Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince
Sep 10, 2016
Ace5 updated their profile
Jan 14, 2016
Ace5 is now a member of Urgent Evoke
Jan 13, 2016
Namwaka Mooto posted blog posts
Jan 13, 2016
Nicholas Dwork updated their profile
Oct 4, 2015
Nicholas Dwork is now a member of Urgent Evoke
Oct 1, 2015
Gary updated their profile
Sep 27, 2015
T D updated their profile
Sep 3, 2015
Brook Warner posted blog posts
Aug 25, 2015
Erasmus updated their profile
May 11, 2015
Santiago Vega posted blog posts
May 5, 2015
Santiago Vega commented on Santiago Vega's blog post Act 8
May 5, 2015

Follow EVOKE on Twitter

Official EVOKE Facebook Page

EVOKE RSS Activity Feed

© 2017   Created by Alchemy.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service