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*Under a sunny sky, a boat is slowly moving. Smooth background music*

Alchemy: Hmm...Nice boat. Everything looks so perfect under our efforts.

*Background music suddenly changes to "The sword that cleaves evil"

*A huge bad-@ss robot with a huge sword comes out of nowhere*

Zengar: My name is Zengar Zomvolt!! I am the sword that cleaves evil!

Alchemy: !!!YOU!!!

Zengar: There's nothing my Zankantou(literally means "the sword that cleaves ships") cannot cleave!!

*Zengar cleaves the nice boat*

Zengar(while cleaving the nice boat): CHESTO!!!!!!!

Alchemy: This is no good! He is going to cleave all water vehicles in the world!!Please my fellow agents, stop this madman by any means!!

*Alchemy runs away*

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Comment by Jeremy Laird Hogg on May 14, 2010 at 5:36am
oh gosh, that is really funny. lol.
Comment by Samiran Roy on May 14, 2010 at 6:36am
You are my hero Ming :)
Comment by Samiran Roy on May 14, 2010 at 6:39am
(I cant vote for you because of a weird problem in my browser)
Comment by Erin Sammons on May 14, 2010 at 7:45am
hehehehe... Made my day! I would vote too but I am having the same problem of not being able to vote - I will make sure to come back later =)
Comment by Buffy B on May 14, 2010 at 7:57am
Excellent. I think there's a system wide prob, all the runes have disappeared so I can't vote either :(
Comment by Buffy B on May 14, 2010 at 8:01am
By excellent I mean good that you have Alchemy going to enlist his Agents, fighting a demon is never the job of one.
Comment by A.V.Koshy on May 14, 2010 at 4:55pm
youre too much ming liu :)
Comment by nomadHAR on May 22, 2010 at 10:40am

also, giant robots are awesome.


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