Birthday of Future!

The humble device takes about 4.345 seconds to reach optimum temperatures required to cook the various food depending on their density. The typical 20oz Sirloin Steaks between 10-15 seconds and approximately 0.98746 seconds for Corn on the Cob. This is conveniently capable from the small and new adapted portable fusion generator that is housed neatly behind the stainless steel. Naturally intricate layers of protection exist, but the ultimate and speedy for a hungry family! And ravenous friends!

As the delicious food stuffs are washed down by our supra esky (Cool box for us UKers) is providing a rather large crowd all it's super chilled drinks conveniently powerded by the beach houses personal Kite-Turbine as it circles the evening sky with a soft glow allowing other ships in the distance to see where the land is acting as a lighthouse and powerful generator doing a pretty important job - keep our beers - Cold!

The evening is settling in the family have a range of telescopes with which to occupy the children and adults alike, the stars an out in full force and the soft oceans was wash gently against the sand. Bellies full and company unwinding, well kept desserts are administered by the other half. The doctors orders! The telescopes loose their captivating power when the thought of a triple-chocolate mountain surprise with sprinkles creams and cherry, covered in a chocolate and strawberry sauce is going to start melting soon, strangely pulls the children away from the beauty of the Southern Cross, I dunno kids today! :-{)

The evening is coming to a close and I am allowed to receive my one and only present. Although simply enjoying the company and friendship a small spar of excitement envelopes me even at this age. I rather ordinary box and accompanying shoe box:

My heart softens and i embrace the thoughts of a luxurious suit with matching shoes or perhaps a deceptive prank. Or both?!

Oh My Lord! My heart is alive with a combination of fear and bewilderment! This horrific looking suite is removed from the first box my eyes are aghast. Laughter ensures from the crowd and the other half explains.

The instruction book is handed to me and I almost cry. No-Not because I'm a guy and my pride is now destroyed at the thought of reading one of these . . . things! But the sheer size of it!

The Nanotype All-Wear or NAW! Is compilation of the most incredible technologies to list them all would be painful for the group eagerly awaiting me to announce it's functions as some seem as bewildered as myself.

"This self sustaining bio-suit has been formed as the ultimate in wardrobe function, fashion adaptation, minimal storage and maximum impressionability."

Ooooo and Ahhhhs mock my speech and more laugh tackles the clan as they enjoy their desserts and I fumble for a small box to give me a short run down of what this thing can do. The suit is made up of a collection super fine crystals, fibre optics and an internal nano gel. With the integrate technology is thermal conversion, static discharge, kinetic transmutation and biorhythmic magnetic field convertors. The heat from my body helps charge the power need to supply the fibre optics, which are so finer they create a projected image of any clothing pattern I desire and if the shape need to be altered it can be adjusted using a small built in wrist computer which programs the nano gel to either recycle or produce more material in accordance with the style I want. A simple download from the latest fashion outlet and my suit could be of the latest style and trends without hassle including any gimmicks the shop may offer with it e.g. integrated wireless head phone points. Nice one bit of clothing to do it all! The ultimate laze for man has just arrived!

The other half can see the smile widen as I read further. The static discharge is utilises to create a small sonic pulse to help remove bacteria and derbies and either convert them bio-chemically or eliminated them depending on the suits needs. This A.I. Managed system can alter DNA of microbes and allow it to enhance the suit's output by creating enzymatic bacteria to help provide excess material for use in other functions within the suit. The micro-bacterial surface also means the suite never needs cleaning and it actually cleans itself. It will also constantly re-iron an noon natural wrinkles not cause by natural movement, however long periods of stationary activity with cause most to be removed - this may result in you being mistake for a model! (Manufactures jokes lord you gotta hate them!) Ah the suit is priceless so much so its a amazing how it is it's own little universe.

The reading continues: The bio-rhythmic field not only powers all life vital measurements but aids the suit in monitoring heart rhythms, blood pressure, skin moisture levels ... blah, blah, blah - ok so the suit does everything. I get it! To complete the set - matching footwear! Well it will be once it'd been programmed - oh and it looks like the devices synchronise to each other as well, handy. So what about all my other clothes? The family and friends are in hysterics so caught up in the day i didn't even notice, the wife informs me that I made a donation of everything I own clothing wise, then as swapped glances are exchange a huge smile tears across my face! Every clothing from my wardrobe, bar what I'm wearing has been given to each family member and collective them remind me - I have no fashion taste whatsoever!

But what a birthday! Sustainable, inventive and all feasible.