It's St. Patrick day and as a tradition public places are filled with people drinking beer and having a blast. I was assigned to be the project manager of a party in an old barn house which was severely off the grid. When I asked about energy power, the people working under me said they had no idea. That's when I saw some old cars parked outside the barn. I also noted that there were also lots of old and expired crates of beer and other hard liquors.
I managed to turn the car engines into alcohol fueled generators. With some help from the farm hands and my old shop class knowledge, We made a quick distillation unit that produces 500 liters of pure combustible alcohol from every crate of beer in every hour. We kept making more fuels until the party. The Engines managed to generate enough energy to power the wh*** barn-house lights, DJ booth and some industrial fans. I also managed to collect the CO2 in containers after passing the resultant gas through an air filter. We managed to collect a truck full of gas canisters containing CO2 gas for use as carbonators for household soda making machines, fire extinguishers and pretty much whatever it is needed for.
At the end of the party, we distilled the remaining beer and liquors and sold the alcohol off as fuel. As the sun was rising I sat on top of a wooden crate, popped open a can of Diet Pepsi and just stared at the horizon. Satisfied with what I've done.
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