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Comment by A.V.Koshy on April 26, 2010 at 11:00pm
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what was his response?
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Comment by Ethan Walden on April 26, 2010 at 11:03pm
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I have one too:
Turil:
"Just for the record, I want to point out the fact that while "Panamerica" was banned and the posts associated with that account were definitely censored by the administrators, the person who called him/herself Panamerica wasn't banned and is still very much participating in the game"
Sarah O'Connor: I'm sorry, which logic school did you say you attended?
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lol :)
real evoke jokes are the best ...
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you should have added the other line too : turil: "i'll let you make a wild guess at who it is."
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Comment by Gabriel Martin on April 26, 2010 at 11:21pm
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here is one that my dad told me, from a series called "thats when the fight started"
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
slowly the driver gets out of the car
Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car
looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
THAT'S when the fight started . .
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lol
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Comment by Michele Baron on April 26, 2010 at 11:28pm
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once upon a time, a famous psychologist treated people suffering from various sleep disorders. One day, a young person came in, disheveled, hair on end, eyes bleary and lips parched.
"Good Gott!" exclaimed the doctor. "Vatt haf you been doing?"
The young person took a deep breath, shrugged, and said, "I am searching for meaning... the world is in such a mess... People don't eat, they can't find clean water, they are not free... I cannot sleep, for even in my sleep I search..."
The doctor said, "Vell, let us see... perhaps you should sleep here tonight and let me observe you."
And the young person stayed, and slept, but walked in his sleep every night. Eyes closed, he searched all night long, and awoke every morning more tired than ever. But when the doctor told him to change his habits, to learn to work with his skills and sleep more soundly, the young person said, "but i have always done it this way."
Exasperated, the doctor said, "Fine. Then, every night when you go to bed, bring a book and a pen, and when you begin to walk and search, write down the problem, and then write a solution, and go back and sleep on it..."
The young person, exhausted, promised to try, and brought a pad and pen to bed that night.
In the morning, the bed was neatly made, the windows letting in sunshine and a fresh breeze, and the young person was no where to be found.
the doctor's receptionist exclaimed, "But where did he go?"
and the doctor smiled, and said, "E Voke up..."
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Comment by sunnydupree on April 26, 2010 at 11:29pm
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hee hee!!!
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hahaha excellent :) michelle never thought you'd come up with one like that!!!!
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wow!!!
so good!
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