A new branch of the World Bank of Chicken opened in Zimbabwe. A country that has been thrown into utter chaos by hyperinflation. This is the third branch of the revolutionary international bank. The bank stores most of its funds in chickens around the world and has them insured so that even in case of epidemic depositors can still redeem their currency for chickens. Indeed while money may not grow on trees, chickens do grow and the bank continues to grow its money the truly old fashioned way. It makes loans and invests in community improvement projects with its profits. It also sells the fertilizer, eggs, and meat to the local community. The use of this currency (which can be redeemed at any branch around the world) allows people to have a means of commerce that is not subject to government misuse. The idea that you could actually eat your money if needed certainly sounds appealing and the lasting value of a chicken is appreciated by all (without the fuss of actually carrying chickens around for currency). The local branch employs fifty people and that number is expected to grow to 100 within the next 2 months as the number of deposits increase.
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