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Comment by Gabriel Martin on April 25, 2010 at 11:14pm
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and says: Hey wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bartender replies: Just so you know, Im blonde and I weigh 300 of pure muscle, the guy next to you is a champion boxer, and he is blonde, and the man on your other side is a drill instructor, and he is blonde too, you sure you want to tell a blonde joke? The blind man responded: Yea your probably right, I wouldnt want to have to explain it three times. ^_^
Comment by sunnydupree on April 26, 2010 at 12:52am
So a string walks into a bar one day and the bartender says "Turn around and leave we dont serve Strings here". Mad the String walked out. He put on a hat and coat on and came back in the bar, the bartender said again "Im sorry we do not serve Strings here, Please leave! The String really upset goes out and becomes unraveled at one end and ties himself into a knot. Once again he walks in and the bartender red in the face says "We DONT SERVE STRINGS HERE"! The String replied " IM A FRAYED KNOT!!!
Comment by sunnydupree on April 26, 2010 at 12:54am
There were two blondes standing on the edge of a lake. One blonde was on one side of the lake and the other blond was on the other side of the lake. One blonde yelled over to the other "HOW DO YOU GET OVER THERE???" The other blonde yelled back "YOUR ALREADY OOOOOVERRRRR THEEERRRRRRREEEE
Comment by sunnydupree on April 26, 2010 at 12:55am
love this thread!!!!
Comment by Gabriel Martin on April 26, 2010 at 10:22pm
haha! awesome
Comment by A.V.Koshy on April 26, 2010 at 10:37pm
here's the best jokes i read on evoke
riko kamachi's evoke status: i am a tree
panamerican's evoke status: riko is a plant
now that's a real evoke joke lol
Comment by A.V.Koshy on April 26, 2010 at 10:40pm
ok second one
sarah o'connor posted this pic of her hot friend drawing back an arrow and a bowstring
iron helix: "nice pic. i must say i like the bow too."
gabriel: lol, iron
Comment by Gabriel Martin on April 26, 2010 at 10:45pm
indeed! there is much humour in evoke!
Comment by A.V.Koshy on April 26, 2010 at 10:46pm
last one for time being: of the best real evoke jokes.
sunny dupree: let's go back to urgent evoke urgent evoke
iron helix: i can't believe this
how much are they paying you?
gabriel: lol, you're of no help at all iron.
Comment by Gabriel Martin on April 26, 2010 at 10:50pm
you missed his response, which made it even funnier


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